CHEAT NEWS
Ares Rising
(Last updated October 15, 1998)
While playing a game in single player mode, press [Shift] + C to activate the chat function. Enter one of the following codes, then press [Esc] to end chat and activate the corresponding cheat function:
| CHEAT CODE | RESULT |
| BigAssShields | Invincibility |
| WonderWoman | Invisibility |
| ShootEmUp | Infinite ammo |
| GoingAndGoing | Infinite fuel |
| IamTheMaster | Mission completed |
| DieDieDie | Kill target |
Back To PC Index
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.
He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?"
She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00".
Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious" the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
|
||
|
|
|
|