Time Always at 00:00	800F3CEF 0000
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Always Have Normal Spirit P1	800F2D49 0032
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Always Have Normal Spirit P2	800F30F1 0032
Always Have No Spirit P2	800F30F1 0000
Always Have Max Spirit P3	800F3499 0064
Always Have Normal Spirit P3	800F3499 0032
Always Have No Spirit P3	800F3499 0000
Always Have Max Spirit P4	800F3841 0064
Always Have Normal Spirit P4	800F3841 0032
Always Have No Spirit P4	800F3841 0000
Infinite Time Out of Ring	800F3C24 0014
Press GS Button For Quick Ring Out	880F3C24 0000
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Always Have Table Piece P1	800F2D52 0044 810F42C0 0303 800F42C2 0000
Ultimate Code P1	800F2D49 2617
Ultimate Code P2	800F30F0 2617
Ultimate Code P3	800F3498 2617
Ultimate Code P4	800F3840 2617

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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.

About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.

"What happened to you?", asked Bill.

"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me," said the driver.

"My God, what did you tell them?", asks Clinton.

The driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig."