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Virtual Chess 64
(Last updated December 22, 1999)
View CPU's next move
While playing a game, press C-Up, C-Down, Up, Down, Left, Right to display the CPU's anticipated moves at the bottom of the screen.
Alternate board
While playing a game in tutorial or 2D mode, press C-Left or C-Right.
Game Shark Codes
| Always Play on 2D Board | 800E7257 0001 |
| Always Play on 3D Board | 800E7257 0000 |
Time Always Counts Down on Black Player's Side | 8012C67D 0001 |
Time Always Counts Down on White Player's Side | 8012C67D 0000 |
P1 Controls Both Sides in 2-Player Human vs. Human Mode | 8012C508 0000 |


A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong??"
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite.... what's that???"
The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the... er... features...of a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis AND a brain?"
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