Home Team Infinite Time Outs	811344D0 0700
Home Team No Time Outs	811344D0 0000
Home Team Score Modifier	811344C8 ????
Away Team Infinite Time Outs	81135098 0700
Away Team No Time Outs	81135098 0000
Away Team Score Modifier	81135090 ????
Infinite Shot Clock	811318F2 05A0
Character Creation Codes
Max Inside Scoring	8017B7AC 0064
Jump Shooting	8017B7AD 0064
Max 3 Pointers	8017B7AE 0064
Max Free Throws	8017B7AF 0064
Max Dunking	8017B7B0 0064
Max Stealing	8017B7B1 0064
Max Blocking	8017B7B2 0064
Max Off. Awareness	8017B7BA 0064
Max Def. Awareness	8017B7B3 0064
Max Quickness	8017B7B4 0064
Max Off. Rebounds	8017B7B5 0064
Max Def. Rebounds	8017B7B6 0064
Max Jumping	8017B7B7 0064
Max Strength	8017B7B8 0064
Max Passing	8017B7B9 0064
Max Speed	8017B7BB 0064
Max Dribbling	8017B7BC 0064
Max Endurance	8017B7BD 0064
Max Shooting Range	8017B7BE 0064

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You must use an Italian accent for this joke to work:

One Day Ima go to Detroit to a Bigga Otel, I go down to eata breakfast, I
tella waitress, I wanna two pisses of toast. She brings me only one piss.
I tella her I wanta two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say to her you
no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss
on the plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calla
me a sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eata lunch ata drake restaurant. The waitress bringa me a
spoon anda knife but no fock. I tella her, I wanna fock. She tella me
everybody wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the
table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna Ma bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room inna Otel, and there's no sheet on my bed. I calla
the manager anna tella him I wanna sheet. He tella me to go to the toilet.
So I say, you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed. He say you better
not sheet on the bed you sonna ma bitch.

I go to check out anda the man at the desk say. Peace to you, I say Piss
on you too, you sonna ma bitch.

I go back to Italy.