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NBA Courtside 2: Featuring Kobe Bryant
(Last updated January 26, 2000)
At the mode selection screen, highlight the "Quick Play" or "Arcade Play" options, then press C-Right + A. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear the sound of a basket. Then the Nintendo Gamers, Left Field Lefties, and Nintendo Plumbers teams will appear between the All-Star and Pacific division teams.
At the main menu, press C-Up + C-Down to display the cheat screen. If you entered the code correctly, the message "You have found the secret room. Press some buttons and see what happens" will appear. Then, enter one of the following codes at the cheat screen to activate the corresponding cheat function:
- Bonus teams
At the cheat screen, press C-Up(2), C-Down(2), C-Up(2), C-Down(2).
- Small players for home team
At the cheat screen, press C-Up, C-Down.
- Small players for away team
At the cheat screen, press C-Up, C-Right.
- Small players for both teams
At the cheat screen, press C-Up, C-Right, C-Down.
- Big heads for home team
At the cheat screen, press C-Up(2), C-Down.
- Big heads for away team
At the cheat screen, press C-Up(2), C-Down, C-Left, C-Right.
- Big heads for both teams
At the cheat screen, press C-Up(2), C-Down, C-Right, C-Down.
- Big heads for both teams; home team's heads bigger
At the cheat screen, press C-Up(2), C-Down, C-Right.
- Long necks
At the cheat screen, press C-Up(2), C-Down, C-Up, C-Down.
- Small players for home team
At the team selection screen, press C-Up(7). If you entered the code correctly, you will hear the sound of a bouncing ball. Then, press C-Down the indicated number of times to create a home team where every member is the same indicated player. To create a clone away team, press Z to display the team selection screen that features statistics before pressing C-Down.
| Player | Code |
| Kobe Bryant | C-Down(3) |
| Ken Griffey Jr. | C-Down(4) |
| Random NBA player | C-Down(5) |
| Minoru Arakawa (Nintendo) | C-Down(10) |
| Tim Bechtel (Nintendo) | C-Down(11) |
| Steve Bolender (Nintendo) | C-Down(12) |
| John Brandwood (Left Field) | C-Down(13) |
| David Bridgham (Nintendo) | C-Down(14) |
| Scott Bush (Left Field) | C-Down(15) |
| Marc Doyal (Nintendo) | C-Down(16) |
| Mike Fukuda (Nintendo) | C-Down(17) |
| Jeff Godfrey (Left Field) | C-Down(18) |
| Ken Griffey Jr. (Homerun Hero) | C-Down(19) |
| Roger Harrison (Nintendo) | C-Down(20) |
| Chick Hearn (Voice of the Lakers) | C-Down(21) |
| Robert Hemphill (Left Field) | C-Down(22) |
| Jim Holdeman (Nintendo) | C-Down(23) |
| Mike Knauer (Left Field) | C-Down(24) |
| Kevin Kraus (Nintendo) | C-Down(25) |
| Chris Lamb (Left Field) | C-Down(26) |
| Michael Lamp (Left Field) | C-Down(27) |
| Stu Lantz (Lakers Announcer) | C-Down(28) |
| Howard Lincoln (Nintendo) | C-Down(29) |
| Ken Lobb (Nintendo) | C-Down(30) |
| James Maxwell (Left Field) | C-Down(31) |
| Umrao Mayer (Left Field) | C-Down(32) |
| Arnie Myers (Nintendo) | C-Down(33) |
| Dan Owsen (Nintendo) | C-Down(34) |
| Colin Palmer (Nintendo) | C-Down(35) |
| Tom Prata (Nintendo) | C-Down(36) |
| Ed Ridgeway (Nintendo) | C-Down(37) |
| Henry Sterchi (Nintendo) | C-Down(38) |
| Noah Stein (Left Field) | C-Down(39) |
| Faran Thomason (Nintendo) | C-Down(40) |
| Gail Tilden (Nintendo) | C-Down(41) |
| Russell Truelove (Left Field) | C-Down(42) |
| Erich Waas (Nintendo) | C-Down(43) |
| Phil Watts (Left Field) | C-Down(44) |
| Armond Williams (Nintendo) | C-Down(45) |
| Home Team Score Modifier | 813FE3F8 ???? |
| Home Team Fouls Modifier | 813FE418 ???? |
| Home Team Infinite Time Outs | 803FE3F6 0007 |
| Home Team No Time Outs | 803FE3F6 0000 |
| Home Team Infinite Turbo | 81117452 00FF 81117AF6 00FF 8111819A 00FF 8111883E 00FF 81118EE2 00FF |
| Home Team No Turbo | 81117452 0000 81117AF6 0000 8111819A 0000 8111883E 0000 81118EE2 0000 |
| Away Team Score Modifier | 813FD7C8 ???? |
| Away Team Fouls Modifier | 813FD7E8 ???? |
| Away Team Infinite Time Outs | 803FD7C6 0007 |
| Away Team No Time Outs | 803FD7C6 0000 |
| Away Team Infinite Turbo | 8111531E 00FF 811159C2 00FF 81116066 00FF 8111670A 00FF 81116DAE 00FF |
| Away Team No Turbo | 8111531E 0000 811159C2 0000 81116066 0000 8111670A 0000 81116DAE 0000 |
| No Shot Clock | 81113176 02D0 |
| Press GS Button For Time Modifier | 8911318A ???? |
| Quantity Digits to Accompany Time Modifier Code | |
| 0001 - 00.1 1518 - 3:00 2A30 - 6:00 |
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Gennie!
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes.
On the third tee, the husband cautioned, Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows, it'll cost us a fortune to repair.
Of course, she immediately shanked her drive right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed, I warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us.
They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, "Come on in". When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, Are you the people that broke the window?
Uh yeah, we're very sorry about that, the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie, "You've got it. I have already put a million dollars in your bank account. It's the least I can do."
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done. The deeds are now in your name" the genie said.
"And now," the couple both asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind."
The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the rest of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both thirty-five," she responded breathlessly.
"No shit! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
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