A black preacher and a white preacher went on a hillside to
find out if God was black or white. The white preacher askes,
"God, are you black or white"? God responds, "I Am that I Am".
The white preacher says "He's white". The black preacher says,
"Why do you say that"?! The white preacher says, "If He were black,
He would have said, 'I Is that I Is'".