CHEAT NEWS
Jeremy McGrath Supercross 2000
(Last updated June 20, 2000)
At the main menu, press L, C-Up(2), C-Down, C-Up, C-Down to display the "Cheats Menu". Then, enter one of the following codes to activate the corresponding cheat function:
- Invisible rider
Enter "INVISORIDER" as a code.
-From: Shortys101@aol.com and Darealkyootizzy@aol.com
Get some air, then hold R and enter one of the following codes to perform the corresponding move:
| Move | Code |
| Nac Nac | Z |
| No Hands No Feet | Down, Z |
| No Hands | Left, Right, Z |
| Side Prone | Up, Z |
| Can Can | A |
| Recliner | Down, A |
| Cliffhanger | Left, Right, A |
| Scorpion | Up, A |
| One Foot Can Can | B |
| Surfer | Down, B |
| Super Mac | Left, Right, B |
| Rodeo | C-Down |
| Saran Wrap | Down, C-Down |
| Toe Clip | Up, C-Down |
| Fender Grab | C-Left |
| Backflip | Up, C-Left |
| Always Place First | 8106F66E 0000 |
| Start on Lap Modifier | D006F677 0001 8106F676 00?? |
| Always on Lap Modifier | 8106F676 00?? |
| Bike Riders Number Modifier (01-63) | 81075C92 00?? |
| Track Modifier | 8107CC52 00?? |
| Quantity Digits to Accompany Track Modifier Code | |
| 01 - Houston 02 - Tempe 03 - Seattle 04 - Indianapolis 05 - Atlanta 06 - Minneapolis 07 - St. Louis 08 - Dallas 09 - Glen Helen 0A - Motocross 338 0B - Steel City 0C - Washougal 0D - Spring Creek 0E - Red Bud 0F - Budds Creek 10 - Broome-Tioga |
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Herman and Martha were happily married for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always wake up Martha and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air.
Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping one in the morning. Herman told her that he couldn't help it. She begged him to visit a doctor to see if anything could be done, but the husband wouldn't hear of it. He told her that it was just a natural bodily function, and then he would laugh in her face as she tried to wave the fumes away with her hands.
She told him that there was nothing natural about it and if he didn't stop, he was one day going to "fart his guts out".
The years went by and Martha continued to suffer and Herman continued to ignore her warnings about "farting his guts out" until one Christmas morning. Before dawn, Martha went downstairs to prepare the family feast. She fixed Christmas pudding, mashed potatoes, gravy and of course a turkey.
While she was taking out the turkey's innards, a thought occurred to the wife as to how she might solve her husband's problem. With a devilish grin on her face, she placed the turkey guts into a bowl and quietly walked upstairs hours before her flatulent husband would awake.
While he was still soundly asleep, she pulled back the covers and then gently pulled back her husband's jockey shorts. She then placed all of the turkey guts into her husband's underwear, pulled them up, replaced the covers and tiptoed back downstairs to finish preparing the family meal.
Several hours later she heard Herman awake with normal loud ass trumpeting. This was soon followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as her husband ran to the upstairs bathroom.
Martha could not control herself and her eyes began to tear up as she rolled on the floor laughing. After years of putting up with him she had finally gotten even.
About twenty minutes later, Herman came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror in his eyes. She bit her lip to keep from laughing and she asked him what was the matter.
"Honey," he said. "You were right, all those years you warned me and I didn't listen to you".
"What do you mean?" asked Martha.
"Well you always told me that I would end up farting my guts out one of these days and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got 'em all back in."
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