Infinite Health	810CF93E 270F
Max Health	810CF942 270F
Infinite Dinars	800B6043 00E8
Infinite Magic	810B65CA 000A 810B65B2 000A 810B65E2 000A 810B65FA 000A
Moon Jump [Note]	D017D2D5 0020 810CF994 44CB

Note: Hold L to rise, release L to land.

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A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in and poured him out on the counter.

Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me, Irving?" She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"

She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blowjob I promised you? Here it comes..."

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