Infinite Health	810CF93E 270F
Max Health	810CF942 270F
Infinite Dinars	800B6043 00E8
Infinite Magic	810B65CA 000A 810B65B2 000A 810B65E2 000A 810B65FA 000A
Moon Jump [Note]	D017D2D5 0020 810CF994 44CB

Note: Hold L to rise, release L to land.

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When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."

I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"

She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon".

I said, "Well, why are you crying?"

She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.

I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

She said, "I can't remember where I live!".

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