Infinite Lives	80026A67 0063
Infinite Health [Note]	80026A63 0004
Infinite Quarks	81159282 FFFF
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Infinite Time (Basketball Gym)	81295B98 42A1
Infinite Time (Flight Test Range)	812B0640 4270
Infinite Time (Cecil's Flying Toy)	8129B80C 426E
Low Time (Slippery Slide)	8129E124 4000
CPU Cannot Score (Digital Tennis)	801CDC6B 0000

Note: If you fall in a hole with this code activated, you will continue to fall forever.

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First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker."

Janet responded, "Just because I am esthetically challenged (that's "politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."

Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"

Janet, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can."

That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him.

She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.

Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?