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UFC Throwdown


(Last updated September 2, 2002)

Strategy Guide

  • Play as Bruce Buffer

    Win the gold and silver belts with each fighter in the middleweight division to unlock Bruce Buffer.

  • Play as Card Girl

    Win the silver belt with each original fighter to unlock Card Girl.

  • Play as Dana White

    Win the gold and silver belts with each fighter in the lightweight division to unlock Dana White.

  • Play as John Mccarthy

    Win the gold and silver belts with each fighter in the heavyweight division to unlock John Mccarthy.

  • Play as Lorenzo Fertitta

    Win the gold and silver belts with each fighter in the welterweight division to unlock Lorenzo Fertitta.

  • Play as Mario Yamasaki

    Win the gold and silver belts with each fighter in the light heavyweight division to unlock Mario Yamasaki.

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    jokes



    jokes


    A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini.

    After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

    The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."




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