Enter "PITA" as a name to unlock all cars, tracks, and modes except plastic mode. Enter "SUSIE!" as a name to unlock all cars, tracks, and modes including plastic mode. -From: yamahaofsa@stic.net and Rjur90@aol.com

Brian The Brain and Space world

Enter the character selection screen, select "Load" then enter "BRAINSALAD" as a name to unlock Brian The Brain and Space world. Alternately, win Smack Attack, Gate Relay, and Flag Relay in all three levels of the Space world.

Count Earl and Transylvania world

Enter the character selection screen, select "Load" then enter "EARLSPLACE" as a name to unlock Count Earl and Transylvania world. Alternately, win Smack Attack, Gate Relay, and Flag Relay in all three levels of the Transylvania world. -From: SecretAgentShrew@aol.com

T. Wrecks and Jungle world

Enter the character selection screen, select "Load" then enter "TWRECKSPAD" as a name to unlock T. Wrecks and Jungle world. Alternately, win Smack Attack, Gate Relay, and Flag Relay in all three levels of the Jungle world.

Whack Angus and Desert world

Enter the character selection screen, select "Load" then enter "WHACKLAND" as a name to unlock Whack Angus and Desert world. Alternately, unlock all modes (Smack Attack, Flag Rally, Gate Relay), then win all three levels in the Desert world in each one (total of nine). -From: SecretAgentShrew@aol.com

Melee weapons

Enter the character selection screen, select "Load" then enter "MELEEDEATH" as a name.

Hazard weapons

Enter the character selection screen, select "Load" then enter "HAZARDOUS" as a name.

Personal weapons

Enter the character selection screen, select "Load" then enter "UNIQUEWPNS" as a name.

Ranged weapons

Enter the character selection screen, select "Load", then enter "GUNSMOKE!" as a name.

Movement power-ups

Enter the character selection screen, select "Load", then enter "MOVEITNOW" as a name.

Plastic graphics

Enter the character selection screen, select "Load" then enter "FANPLASTIC" as a name. Enter the event selection screen and highlight "Smack Attack". Press Down and select the "Event Settings" button. Then, select the "Options" button and select the "Rendering Modes" button. Change this option to "Render: Plastic". The message "Current mode: plastic" will appear. Return to the even selection screen, then proceed to select a level and begin game play. To return to normal, repeat the steps and choose the cartoon renderer at the "Rendering Modes" screen.

Pen and ink graphics

Enter the character selection screen, select "Load" then enter "PENCILS" as a name.

All FMV sequences

Enter the character selection screen, select "Load", then enter "MULTIPLEX!" as a name.

Big head mode

While playing a game, hold L + R + Up.

Additional FMV sequences

Successfully complete Smack Attack, Gate Relay, and Flag Relay with each character to unlock additional FMV sequences.

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"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old.
"You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand
at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you
can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on the toilet
all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "80 is the worst age of all!"

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse
on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70-year-old.

"No, I crap every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this
straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30.

So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00!"

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