There was a blonde, a brunette and a red-head stuck on a deserted island. They were searching for food one day when they found a genie lamp. They each rubbed it and a genie popped up. He said "Since you all found my lamp I will give you a wish each. The brunette said "I wish I was 10% smarter so I can get off this island." She swam off the island. The red-head seeing what the blonde did said "I wish I was 25% smarter to get off this island." She built a raft out of leaves and branches. The blonde seeing what they did said "I wish I was 50% smarter to get off this island." The blonde turned into a man and walked over the bridge.