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Mario Kart Super Circuit
(Last updated September 29, 2001)
Strategy Guide
Special Cup circuit
Win a gold cup in all races to unlock the Special Cup circuit.
Super Mario Kart tracks
Get 100 coins or more by the end of the cup to unlock extra tracks. Press L or R to view and play them. Once you get an "A" rank on every cup in every class you will unlock all of the original tracks from Super Mario Kart.
Alternate title screen
Successfully complete all circuits in all classes to change the background color of the title screen.
Control player selection screen
At the character selection screen, press L to shoot a green shell or press R to jump.
Use horn
During a race, press Select to use the horn.
Quick start
Just before the last light turns on during the pre-race countdown, press Gas to get a quick start.
Delete game
Hold L + R + B + Start and power on the system to delete the current saved data.


A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort on Cape Cod --one that did not admit Jews.
The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, 'Sorry, no room. The hotel is full.' The Jewish lady said, 'But your sign says that you have vacancies.' The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly, 'You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town...'
Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeably and said, 'I'll have you know I converted to your religion.'
The desk clerk said, 'Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was Jesus born?'
Mrs. Rosenberg replied, 'He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem.'
'Very good,' replied the hotel clerk. 'Tell me more.'
Mrs. Rosenberg replied, 'He was born in a manger.'
'That's right,' said the hotel clerk. 'And why was he born in a manger?'
Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly, 'Because a jerk like you in the hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!'
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