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Madden NFL 2002


(Last updated April 12, 2002)

  • Have receivers wide open

    Call a passing play, preferably a Slant play. Hike the ball and display the passing options. Run your quarterback to the right (do not press X). When you are almost at the sidelines, press R and he will often be wide open.

  • Winning the coin toss

    Use the following tricks to win the coin toss 99% of the time:

    Pick any team and wait until the coin toss. If it is heads, then 98% of the time the next coin toss will be tails. Press Start and end the game. Pick the team again, then pick tails at the coin toss.

    Pick your teams and choose to be the home team. When the other team is selecting, continuously press L + R until the referee announces the results of the coin toss. 99% of the time, it will be the opposite of what the other team picked.

  • Touchdown sounds

    Press one of the following buttons when you score a touchdown to make the indicated sound while the player is celebrating:

      Blow horn: Press B.
      Whistle: Press A.
      "Pow!": Press R.
      "Whew": Press L.

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    jokes


    jokes


    A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher claimed that the bull must have been hit by the train, and wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

    The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

    As soon as the rancher showed up, the attorney for the railroad pulled him aside and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

    After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

    The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that darned bull came home this morning."



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