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Kao The Kangaroo


(Last updated February 27, 2002)

  • Level passwords

    LevelPassword
    Ancient RuinsFlag, Bomb, Kao's Face, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Bear PeakFrog, Frog, Kao's Face, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Big BlizzardLamp, Palm Tree, Heart, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Crocodile IslandHeart, Palm Tree, Lamp, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Deadly WaterfallBoxing Glove, Mushroom, Evergreen, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Evil DescentOwl, Butterfly, Bird, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Frozen LakeBird, Key, Frog, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Holy TempleBomb, Kao's Face, Boxing Glove, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    HunterPalm Tree, Lamp, Frog, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    HypnodjinBomb, Flag, Coin, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Ice CavesKey, Key, Kao's Face, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Island ShoresCoin, Heart, Palm Tree, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Lightning SpeedPalm Tree, Heart, Coin, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Little ValleyButterfly, Bird, Key, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Lost VillageEvergreen, Fish, Owl, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Megasaurus FerociousFish, Owl, Butterfly, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Mythical CavesMushroom, Evergreen, Fish, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Never-ending SlideFlag, Coin, Heart, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Peril DesertHeart, Coin, Flag, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face
    Trade VillageCoin, Flag, Bomb, Boxing Glove, Kao's Face

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    jokes



    jokes


    The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
    Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
    productive salesmanship.

    Little Mary led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,"
    she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the
    customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious
    success."

    "Very good," said the teacher.

    Little Sally was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and
    I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of
    current events."

    "Very good, Sally," said the teacher.

    Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.

    Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped
    a box full of cash on the teacher's desk."$2,467," he said.

    "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
    "Tooth brushes," said Little Johnny.
    "Tooth brushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell
    enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
    "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a
    Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample.
    They all said the same thing.
    Hey, this tastes like shit!
    Then I would say.............." It is shit."
    Wanna buy a toothbrush?"




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