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International Superstar Soccer


(Last updated February 27, 2002)

  • African All-Stars

    Win the International Cup with any African team to unlock the African All-Stars.

  • American All-Stars

    Win the International Cup with any American team to unlock the American All-Stars.

  • Asian All-Stars

    Win the International Cup with any Asian team to unlock the Asian All-Stars.

  • European All-Stars

    Win the International Cup with any European team to unlock the European All-Stars.

  • World All-Stars

    Win the International Cup with any team to unlock the World All-Stars.

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    jokes



    jokes


    On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher.

    The florist's son gave her a box. She hook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it flowers?"

    "That's right!" said the boy.

    Then the candy store owner's son gave her his package. She shook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it a box of candy?"

    "That's right!" said the boy.

    Next the liquor store owner's son handed her his box.

    She shook it, held it up, and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "I bet I know what it is. Is it wine?"

    "No," said the boy.

    She touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it Champagne?"

    "No," said the boy.

    "I give up. What is it?"

    The boy grinned. "A puppy!"




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