Welcome To My Nightmare

Memorabilia mini-game

Select the following items in order to complete the Memorabilia mini-game: flame jacket, poster, snake cap on woman, Hollywood sign check, spider jacket, leopard boots, skull T-shirt on woman, leather pants, top hat on severed Alice head, School's Out pencil, severed Alice head, snake bite jacket, mirrored hat on man, field marshal jacket, and clock. Successfully completing the game results in a message from Alice. To advance directly to the ending, play Chapter 33.

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A small tourist hotel was all a buzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel.

The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years...

I thought he meant his money!!"