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Vanilla Sky

  • Outtakes

    At the main menu, select the "Special Features" option. Select the "Picture Galleries" option. Press Right to highlight David's mask. Press Enter to view an outtake sequence.

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    jokes



    jokes


    When the end of the world comes, everybody on earth goes to heaven.
    God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for
    the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for
    the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women
    to go with St. Peter."

    With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone
    and there are two lines.

    The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles
    long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was
    only one man.

    God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
    I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.
    Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
    Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the
    only one in this line?"

    And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."




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