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Hidden clips

At the main menu, press Right, Down, Down to highlight the right knob on the television. Press Enter to view a clip with Weird Al Yankovic introducing the movie.

At the main menu, select the "Special Features" option. Highlight the "Audio Commentary" option, then press Left to highlight the "Beware Of Falling Rock" sign. Press Enter to view a clip featuring Stanley saying "Be There".

At the main menu, select the "Audio Options" option. Highlight the "French Spoken Language" option, then press Left to highlight the upper right fish where Kuni is standing next to the Wheel Of Fish. Press Enter to view an alternate commercial of Stanley standing in the window.

At the main menu, select the "Scene Selection" option. Highlight the option for chapters 13 to16. Press Down to highlight the area between the knobs. Press Enter to view a clip from the telethon with Fran on the phone.

Insert either side of the disc. At the main menu, select the "Special Features" option. Press Down until an message appears next to one of the options stating that it can be found on the other side of the disc. Press Enter. Weird Al will appear and say that that special feature option is on the other side of the disc. Press Enter again two more times when the "other side" message appears to see Weird Al get progressively mad at you for selecting that option.

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White House staffers were perplexed one morning to see Bill Clinton walk in to the Oval Office with a pair of woman's panties on his arm. Somewhat used to the president's tendencies, they let it go and went about their daily tasks.

The day wore on; several VIPs were ushered in and out of the Oval Office for meetings with Clinton about important affairs of the state. Each one left with a puzzled expression on their face but no one dared ask about the President's personal business.

Finally, Betty Currie, Clinton's loyal secretary walked into the office between appointments and gently closed the door behind her. "Mr. President," she said, "We've come to expect many unusual things from you but we're all quite concerned that you seem to be wearing a pair of woman's panties on your arm. Please tell me this doesn't mean more trouble."

"Oh no," the President grinned. "It's The Patch. I'm trying to quit."