Rose Red

Hidden trailers

Insert Disc 1. At the main menu, press Up to highlight the Lion's Gate logo. Press Enter to view the trailer for the movie.

Insert Disc 2. At the main menu, press Up to highlight the Lion's Gate logo. Press Enter to view trailers for Storm Of The Century, The Dead Zone, Monsters Ball, American Psycho 2 and a commercial for the book The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer: My Life In Rose Red.

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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.

The next week the lady goes back to his office. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!"

The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."