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Revenge Of The Pink Panther

  • Peter Sellers tribute

    At the main menu, highlight the title and press Enter to view a series of images of various characters portrayed by Peter Sellers.

  • Movie poster

    At the "Language Selection" screen, press Left to highlight Peter Sellers' glasses and press Enter.

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    jokes



    jokes


    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
    tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch:

    "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,

    "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech
    or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies:

    "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
    piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!".




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