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Patch Adams

  • Musical score

    Enter the "Special Features" screen from the main menu and select the "Medical Value Of Laughter" option. Select the "Isolated Score" option at the bottom of the screen and press Play to hear Mark Shaiman's complete musical score.

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    jokes



    jokes


    A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?"

    The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, "I don't know". The lady then asked again, "Are they both boys or girls or either of each?" The man looking angrier and replied, "I don't know!" The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?"

    The man replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company!"

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