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The Mummy Returns

  • Mummification documentary

    At the main menu, select the "Bonus Materials" option. Advance to the second screen, then select the "Egyptology 201" option. Select the "An In-Depth Look At Mummification" option. Highlight the arrow at the right side of the screen, then press Right to highlight the scorpion symbol. Press Enter to watch a documentary about mummification. -From: Ahhellwithit@aol.com

  • Production credits

    At the main menu, select the "Bonus Materials" option. Advance to the second screen, then select the "Menu" option at the bottom. Press Up to highlight the hieroglyphics. Press Enter to view the disc's production credits. -From: Ahhellwithit@aol.com

  • Soundtrack commercial

    At the main menu, select the "Bonus Features" option. View the music video, then press Next to advance to the next chapter. A commercial for the soundtrack for the movie will appear.

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    jokes


    A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from God.

    "God? You there, God?" he asked.

    "Yes. What is it, my son?" God answered.

    "Mind if I ask a few questions?" the man asked.

    "Go ahead, my son, anything."

    "God, what is a million years to you?"

    God answered, "A million years to me is only a second."

    The man asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

    God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny."

    The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question. "God, can I have a penny?"

    God answered, "Sure, give me a second."




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