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At the main menu, select the "Cast And Crew" option. Select Damon Wayans to find a trailer for Bulletproof at the end of his biography. Select director Nick Castle to find a trailer for The Last Starfighter at the end of his biography.
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A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!"
"Congratulations for what?" asks the lawyer.
"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old."
"But that's not true," says the lawyer. "I only lived to be forty."
"That's impossible," says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time sheets."
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