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Kiss: Exposed

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    A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by
    a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy
    doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up
    next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close
    range.

    "Wow!" comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever
    seen!"

    Surprised and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move
    away.

    "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little
    fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"

    Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he
    obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the
    man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll
    jump!"




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