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Futurama: Season One

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    Insert Disc 1, then highlight any option and the main menu and press Right to highlight the hovercar at the lower right of the screen. Press Enter to view the hidden screen.

    Insert Disc 2, then press Down at the main menu until the Slurm hovertruck is highlighted. Press Enter to view the hidden screen.

    Insert Disc 2, then select the "Fear Of A Bot Planet" episode. Select the "Chapter Selection" option. Select Chapter 4, then press Left to highlight the New New York icon. Press Enter to view the hidden screen.

    Insert Disc 2, then select the "My Three Suns" episode. Select the "Chapter Selection" option. Select Chapter 5, then press Down to highlight the three lamps. Press Enter to view the hidden screen.

    Insert Disc 2, then select the "Hell Is Other Robots" episode. Select the "Chapter Selection" option. Select Chapter 3, then press Right to highlight the zigzag. Press Enter to view the hidden screen.

    Insert Disc 3, then press Down at the main menu until the hovercar at the lower right of the screen is highlight. Press Enter to view the hidden screen.

    Insert Disc 3, then select the "A Flight To Remember" episode. Select the "Chapter Selection" option. Select Chapter 4, then press Left to highlight the "Do Not Push" sign. Press Enter to view the hidden screen.

    Insert Disc 3, then select any episode, then select "Special Features". Press Down until the "Main Menu" option is highlighted. Press Right to highlight the communicator screen. Press Enter to view the hidden screen.

    Alternately, insert Disc 1 advance to Title 17; insert Disc 2 and advance to Titles 9, 10, 11, or 12; or insert Disc 3 and advance Titles 14, 15, or 16.

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    On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
    When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky you bitch". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

    Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach, "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick your ass".

    Next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly you're a lippy bastard!".




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