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Die Hard
Insert Disc 1, then select the "Language Selection" option at the main menu. Select "Subtitles" and highlight any language. Press Right to highlight Bruce Willis. Press Enter to view the disc's production credits.
Insert Disc 2, then press Up at the main menu to highlight one of the landing lights on the roof. Press Enter to destroy the roof and display the "There goes Fox Home Entertainment" message.
Insert Disc 2, then select the "From The Vault" option at the main menu, then select "Outtakes". Select "The Vault" and press Right, Right on the next screen to highlight a gun. Press Enter to watch the outtakes without any dialogue.
Enter the "Special Features" screen to access an unadvertised short feature about the film and cast and crew biographies.
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Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.
He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?"
She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00".
Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious" the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
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