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The Bogus Witch Project

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    Blonde Cook Book:

    MONDAY:
    It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake.
    The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors
    were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

    TUESDAY:
    Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said
    serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a
    surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

    WEDNESDAY:
    A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly
    before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but
    I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

    THURSDAY:
    Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.
    It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of
    lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up
    to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

    FRIDAY:
    I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all
    ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have
    been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back,
    everything was the same as when I left.

    SATURDAY:
    Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.
    He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some
    reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

    SUNDAY:
    Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast.
    All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash
    of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the
    controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much
    to my disappointment.

    GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.
    This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for
    tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob.
    If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to
    surprise him with Chocolate Moose.




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