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Apollo 13

  • Dolby Digital music score

    Press Menu to display the disc's main menu. The Dolby Digital version of the entire musical score will begin playing. Press Next to advance to the next section of the piece. There are a total of fourteen music tracks in the score.

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    jokes



    jokes


    Hillary dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks St. Peter why are there so many clocks here. St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth and that every time a person tells a lie, the clock ticks off one second.

    St. Peter explains that the one clock has never moved because it belonged to mother Theresa and she never told a lie her whole life. The next clock belonged to Abraham Lincoln and since he only told two lies his whole life, only two seconds had clicked.

    Hillary asks, "Where is Bill's clock?" St. Peter says, "Bill's clock is upstairs in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."




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