Infinite Health	1014176B 00000064
Healing Jelly in Crate	7475F4EC 00000013
Healing Jelly PLUS in Crate	607B4CAC 00000014
Healing Jelly EX in Crate	B2D61D60 00000015
Small Battery in Crate	E2473F79 00000016 22EF44A8 00000004
Katana in Crate	6F3B4CAF 00000002
Handgun in Crate	2DF744AB 00000001
Handgun Ammo in Crate	CC6BC016 00000008 FD11B168 000003E7
Shotgun in Crate	BD961D63 00000003
Shotgun Ammo in Crate	FD29B168 0000000B 32F903A9 000003E7
Assault Rifle in Crate	ED073F7A 00000004
Assault Rifle Ammo in Crate	5B3750B9 0000000C 86EBAAEE 000003E7
Grenade Launcher in Crate	433A3827 00000005
Grenades in Crate	93882D19 0000000D CC33C016 000003E7
Napalm Bombs in Crate	EDB73F7A 0000000E 2D1F44AB 000003E7
Rocket Launcher in Crate	7405F4EC 00000006
Rocket Missiles in Crate	2D2744AB 00000011 5B6F50B9 000003E7

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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place
to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford
a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things"
that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about
to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with
"A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door
and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
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I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months:
I don't like to interrupt her.
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Scientists have discovered a food
that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
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Our last fight was my fault:
My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
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In the beginning,
God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said,
"I haven't eaten anything for days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
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Young Son:
"Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some
parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad:
That happens in every country, son.
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A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."