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Mars Matrix


(Last updated April 27, 2001)

Game Shark Codes

Master Code First (Must Be On) [Note 1]9C5D88F8
Master Code Last (Must Be On) [Note 2]245EECA9
Infinite CreditsE0E84D2F
00000005
Infinite Lives P1B3DFE968
00000005
Quick Level Gain P17C129459
05F5E0FF
Infinite Lives P287CC5F99
00000005
Quick Level Gain P2396F0AB1
05F5E0FF

Note 1: This code must be the first code in the list of Game Shark codes entered for this game.

Note 2: This code must be the last code in the list of Game Shark codes entered for this game. If more codes are entered after this code, then this code must be deleted and moved to the bottom of the list of Game Shark codes for this game again.

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Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."




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