Master Code First (Must Be On) [Note 1]	9C5D88F8
Master Code Last (Must Be On) [Note 2]	245EECA9
Infinite Shield	B6BFD6E4 00000064
Infinite Time	8B6DD2EB 43323BA3
Max Score	F4352E05 05F5E0FF

Note 1: This code must be the first code in the list of Game Shark codes entered for this game.

Note 2: This code must be the last code in the list of Game Shark codes entered for this game. If more codes are entered after this code, then this code must be deleted and moved to the bottom of the list of Game Shark codes for this game again.

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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She got out of the hospital after the last operation, and while crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

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