0 Points Team Arrows	34312A03 00000000
999 Points Team Arrows	34312A03 000003E7
0 Points Team Benetton	E6C716D7 00000000
999 Points Team Benetton	E6C716D7 000003E7
0 Points Team Ferrari	FD6998C5 00000000
999 Points Team Ferrari	FD6998C5 000003E7
0 Points Team Jordan	A9735FD3 00000000
999 Points Team Jordan	A9735FD3 000003E7
0 Points Team Maclaren	8F338341 00000000
999 Points Team Maclaren	8F338341 000003E7
0 Points Team Sauber	BAE634D2 00000000
999 Points Team Sauber	BAE634D2 000003E7
0 Points Team Stewart	A1335FCF 00000000
999 Points Team Stewart	A1335FCF 000003E7
0 Points Team Williams	699B651C 00000000
999 Points Team Williams	699B651C 000003E7
0 Points Alesi	34F12A18 00000000
999 Points Alesi	34F12A18 000003E7
0 Points Barrichello	F66998D8 00000000
999 Points Barrichello	F66998D8 000003E7
0 Points Coulthard	F56998C7 00000000
999 Points Coulthard	F56998C7 000003E7
0 Points Damon Hill	FE2998C4 00000000
999 Points Damon Hill	FE2998C4 000003E7
0 Points Fisichella	52A77914 00000000
999 Points Fisichella	52A77914 000003E7
0 Points Frentzen	DC288D83 00000000
999 Points Frentzen	DC288D83 000003E7
0 Points Hakkinen	31B12A06 00000000
999 Points Hakkinen	31B12A06 000003E7
0 Points Herbert	87F3835F 00000000
999 Points Herbert	87F3835F 000003E7
0 Points Irvine	7DE5DD40 00000000
999 Points Irvine	7DE5DD40 000003E7
0 Points M. Schumacher	23A76D07 00000000
999 Points M. Schumacher	23A76D07 000003E7
0 Points R. Schumacher	4DEA1188 00000000
999 Points R. Schumacher	4DEA1188 000003E7
0 Points Salo	FD6998C2 00000000
999 Points Salo	FD6998C2 000003E7
0 Points Williams	C89BE9A5 00000000
999 Points Williams	C89BE9A5 000003E7
0 Points Wurz	A9735FD2 00000000
999 Points Wurz	A9735FD2 000003E7

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There is a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with two monkeys and a woman
on board. The control centre is the US calls:

"Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 to the television screen." He sits down
and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the
temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. So the
monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases the oxygen.

A few moments later the control centre calls again:

"Monkey number 2, monkey number 2 to the television screen." He sits down
and he is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection
to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the
solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel
injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation.

A little later on, headquarters calls again:

"Woman, please woman approach the screen."
She sits down and just as she is about to be told what to do she says...
"I know I know!! Feed the monkeys, don't touch anything."